Using ur brain is strictly prohibited

Question :--U r in a boat in middle of river. U hav 2 candles & hav to light any 1 candle. U dont have anythng wid u in d boat to li8 thm up. How to do it?
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Ans - Take 1 candle & throw it in d water. 
So the boat will become LIGHTER. 
Using dis LIGHTER u can light d othr Candle:p
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Anothr deadly ans -
U throw a candle up & catch it. Catches win Matches. Using Matches u can light d candle.
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If dat wasn't enough,
1 more ans -Take water in ur hand & drop it.
Drop by drop:TIP-TIP. "TIP TIP barsa Pani,
Pani ne aag lagayi" us aag se hamne candle jalayi.
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If dat wasnt enough even uptill now,
1 more ans -Start praising 1 candle, d othr will get jealous
& get lighted up.
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Dis is our style of answring in exams. Logic ho
na ho length honi chahiye